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The Dumb Bitch Tries to Model

Fri, Aug 29, 2008

Celebrity, Gossip, News

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When you google shit, this picture of Ali Lohan should be coming up.

That girl looks so damn ugly.  I didn’t even recognize her for a couple of seconds, the fuglyness was messing with my memory. She can’t sing, act, dance, talk…she’s only famous because her sister Lindsay was awesome back in the day.

Here is a fun quote: “The reality show that I am doing with my famiily is a great way to show that we are actually a normal family and not some freaks the tabloids make us out to be.”

Hm, I think your family resembles goblins. Greedy ass mofos who are all ugly as f***. And your reality show is shit. It just confirms how awful you Lohans are. But the real issue is:  whose the dumb bitch that put Ali on the cover?

Fire that f***er.

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Kate Johnson is a freelance writer working solely to support an expensive shoes and handbags habit. She also likes Jack Bauer, Neighbors and trashy novels. Oh, and wine. Kate lives just outside Manhattan with her husband Jack, and a small white wolf called Rubin. She used to be a full-time newspaper journalist, but now runs Lifee Media - a network of fashion and lifestyle sites.